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Hot or not?: Bucs, Pens and Artie Lange

June 18, 2009 - Ray Eckenrode
Hot or not?

Obviously-not-the-long-term-answer Pirates right fielder
Hot: Delwyn Young
Not: Brandon Moss

President of the Ian Snell Fan Club
Hot: Ian Snell
Not: Robinson Diaz (who was ready to go out to the mound and clock Snell on Wednesday evening)

Pennsylvania summer tradition
Hot: Bobbing for the Stanley Cup
Not: Blowing off fingers with partial sticks of dynamite

Dead guy Artie Lange is most often compared to
Hot: Lenny Bruce
Not: John Belushi

Descriptive adjectives for Artie Lange
Hot: Foul-mouthed, edgy
Not: Obese, drug-addicted

HBO's policy on d*ck jokes
Hot: A lifetime ban
Not: "Hung" debuts June 28

 
 

Article Comments

(1)
Jun-18-2009 8:11 PM

Hot: Comedians who are funny. Not: Comedians who are horrible but tell everyone that they killed and the audience guffawed and everybody told them they killed when they really just embarrassed themselves.

 
 

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